The Official David Franklin FAQ

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Response has been so great to the Official David Franklin FAQ that there are now more questions than will fit on a single page. As a result, the Official David Franklin FAQ is now (for your reading pleasure) formatted in a handy multi-page format. Enjoy!

Question:

Why would anyone be interested in a FAQ about David Franklin?

Answer:

That is a very good question and one that I would be very happy to answer for you. As many of you already know, David is not your average Joe (in fact, he doesn't even answer to the name Joe!) And anytime that you're dealing with a man who isn't merely average, there are bound to be facets of his personality (and eating habits) that will be of interest to the general public.

Question:

How can these be "Frequently" Asked Questions if there isn't any way that I (an average Joe) can ask questions?

Answer:

Hmm. Your question demonstrates a certain intellectual inadequacy on your part. Did you stop to consider the possibility that you, being an average Joe, simply haven't discovered how to submit questions yet? You simply enter your question in the space that follows, hit "Submit Question" and (Zippow!) your question is added to the vast database of inquiries regarding that above-average man: David Franklin.

Special Notice: people who have the misfortune of not being in the Computer Science Department here at the University of Chicago might not be able to submit questions until I am convinced that this thing actually works. In the meantime, you can view tallies of some of the recently submitted questions.

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