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![]() Aciniform: he has custom-made magnesium mesh underwear designed to protect his testes from hostile takeovers. deepgrrl: i dunno - i think he doesn't have too much to worry about, and in those well-tailored slacks... he's freeballin. Greniette: maybe he has a solid gold shelf for his goods inside his pants deepgrrl: or maybe the mesh idea, but in "sock" form - a nice little package on a string, that goes around the waist. the bag is beige, with a green dollar sign on it, like the bags of money from a bank robbery scene in a film. deepgrrl: and when the girls go down on him he says "would you like me to show you the money??" Greniette: ha! deepgrrl: "how about a short-term loan?" deepgrrl: all kinds of geeky fiscal humor about rising interest rates and shit. Greniette: ha! Greniette: or a hologram in which at first it looks like Microsoft and then you turn yr head and it changes to Macrohard! deepgrrl: ha ha ha ha Greniette: Aciniform: i heard he rented all the helicopters in hawaii on his wedding day so that nobody could fly over and take pictures. Greniette: because of him a drowning guest star of baywatch probably died Aciniform: they weren't able to airlift hasslehoff's frozen severed penis. Greniette: but they were able to attach it to a messenger pigeon Greniette: to the relief of housewives nationwide ![]() |
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november |