Is your [David's] younger sister cooler than you [David] or can pigs fly?
Ha! David mocks for you for your feeble chicanery! Click here for the answer you seek.
If David could fly, would he soar like an eagle or would he bob his
head a lot like a pigeon?
What method of dying scares David the most?
If you [David] were a tree, what kind of tree would you [David] be?
David suggests that these are probably all questions from his shrink.
However, in the interest of quickly dispelling any suspicions that he
might be a raving loonie, David responds:
"Sometimes, when I am a giant flying oak tree, I have a recurring
nightmare that I am struck by lightning. The force of the strike
strips away the foliage that clothes me, revealing my now-ignited
naked trunk. With nothing to keep me aloft, I quickly torpedo
towards the earth below, a wooden rocket gone horribly awry. Then,
instead of plunging into the fertile ground, I am thrust down the
deep shaft of a missile silo. It is usually in the midst of the
exploding mayhem that follows that I wake up, screaming."
Is David a good PERL programmer or does he just steal them?
If anyone has a PERL script that can filter out questions like this, please send it to David so he won't have to write it himself.
If Dave's body was the world, where would most of the people live?
Where does Dave keep his massive army of killer robots?
Were David's body the world, most of the living people would be found on his right "pinkie" toe. If you went closer to the massive army of killer robots in his right nostril, you would notice a dramatic rise in the body count.
