The Official David Franklin FAQ
Great News!
Response has been so great to the Official David Franklin FAQ that
there are now more questions than will fit on a single page. As a
result, the Official David Franklin FAQ is now (for your reading
pleasure) formatted in a handy multi-page format. Enjoy!
Question:
Why would anyone be interested in a FAQ about David Franklin?
Answer:
That is a very good question and one that I would be very happy to
answer for you. As many of you already know, David is not your
average Joe (in fact, he doesn't even answer to the
name Joe!) And anytime that you're dealing with a man who isn't
merely average, there are bound to be facets of his personality (and
eating habits) that will be of interest to the general public.
Question:
How can these be "Frequently" Asked Questions if there isn't any way
that I (an average Joe) can ask questions?
Answer:
Hmm. Your question demonstrates a certain intellectual inadequacy on
your part. Did you stop to consider the possibility that you, being
an average Joe, simply haven't discovered how to submit questions
yet? You simply enter your question in the space that follows, hit
"Submit Question" and (Zippow!) your question is
added to the vast database of inquiries regarding that above-average
man: David Franklin. There is such a thing
as a bad question.
Note: sadly, the Official David Franklin FAQ Database is currently
non-functional. David's chief technologist promises that it will be
resurrected after David's move back to Seattle in December. For now,
you can take a look at the tallies of
FAQ submission page, which lists questions that have been submitted
to the FAQ.
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