David, will you be my friend?
Why is David so slow?
What's David's maiden name?
What's red and invisible?
How does Dave manage to go on living after the '82 Abba breakup?
Are you quite certain that you are, in fact, smarter than cardboard? I have conducted studies that prove conclusively that cardboard is the smartest stuff on Earth.
Does David, like Shadow, ever feel abject joy?
Does David prefer naval oranges or orange navals?
Do you smell something burning?
Is David planning to form a support group for David Franklins?
Does David file A Night in Tunisia under A or N? Why?
Geez! are you the david franklin from philly? the one who used to love airplanes?
Are you my brother? -- Darlene Franklin
What is David's favorite beer?
My high score on Bubble Trouble is 99,000 at the 17th level, what's yours, hot shot?
Why can't I be as cool as David?
When will David answer some of these questions?
Do we need another hero?
You mentioned that you have a multi-page FAQ because it doesn't fit on one web page. I've seen long web pages though--why does yours have to be so short?
What secret fact about David can I use to blackmail him?
Dave, you were the one who got the Pathfinder stuck, weren't you?
Is it true that there are photos of Dave buying a Playboy and a box of old fashioned donuts at the Quickee Mart?
Given that the note A corresponds to 220 hertz, and that by doubling the frequency of the sound you increase the octave by one, at what note does David's computer run at?
David, if we get enough people together, write you in on the '00 election, would you accept the position?
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
If you squeeze oranges to get orange juice, why should I squeeze David?
What is David's favorite brand of underwear?
Does David like teaching? Do David's students like his teaching?
What is David's favorite Wisconsin beer?